I am not going to interpretate the bible, that is the sole purpose of the Church.
If you want to interpretate scripture personally that is your fault, not mine.
If I asked you and all the other Protestants on this forum to interpretate the scriptures you gave me, I wonder how many different interpretations I would get.
Yet most Protestants disagree on the interpretation of "major" biblical passages, and usally agree on the ones that are not so essential.