All praise our lord, Satan. Satan is life, Satan is passion, Satan is everything and everyone. Satan spoke to me, and said god is false. Satan created the Universe, Satan is greater than god, Satan created all that is, and dominates all that shall be. Satan keeps Christians in deception, Satan allows them to believe god exists for entertainment purposes. Satan is also Jesus Christ, and he wrote the bible. I know so, because Satan himself told me and showed images of when he wrote the bible. Satan also told me catholicism is the only true religion.