Satan is my Father. Hail Father Satan!!!
"Ye are of your father the devil"
Yep.
"He was a murderer from the beginning"
Not exactly. jehovah was the first to threaten humans with death because he did not want Adam to eat from the Tree of Knowledge and know the difference between good and evil. If you are good, why not let humans know what is good? That's all.
Man committed the first Murder to win the favor of jehovah and to not be outdone by his brother. Most interesting of all, it doesn't even say that he was inspired by Satan.
It was also said that jehovah (according to the bible, although the "Great Flood" myth predates his acknowledgement by humans) wiped out the planet with the Flood because they thought about "evil" all the time. I believe by "evil" he was referreing to our lustful behavior.
"and the lusts of your father ye will do"
If something as natural as lust is a "sin" deserving the penalty of death in the eyes of jehovah, then label me an "evil sinner." I'll wear the freaking badge of honor.