ArchivedWho is God?God... one of the few things in life i find at all confusing: he is a lifeform, supposedly who is somehow non-physical... or is he physical? I don't know... and if he is physical where is his body? Sitting on some cloud? swanning arround in some parallell universe? I doubt it. So i have decided that God is non-physical... OK. Second question: Why, if he is an all powerful being who can apparently do anything he likes, does he spend all of his time dithering about with this buch of ingrates (known to you un-cynical folk as 'human beings') who are about as sygnificant in this universe as a block of condenced snot? If god made the universe, why doesn't he concentrate on Andromida instead? I'm sure it would be slightly more interesting than watching little pepples roll about on the surface of this larger pebble ('Earth' as we have named it), die and rot, then kill each other some more... then die some more... then roll about some more... i mean what a boring way to spend eternity! Bothering with us! I think God must therefore be retarted. OK, second question answered. Third question: how could god have created the earth in 'seven days' if you consider the fact that before the earth existed, there was no such thing as days? This one's easy: he spent another eternity creating this junkyard (the universe) and then this moss grew on one of the tin cans... the moss called itself 'life.' God, thinking he'd have some fun in this eternity of boredom, so he presented himself to the moss and said he created them all in seven of their short days. The moss, being stupid, was very impressed by this and decided it would worship God. Because of his telling inane fibs about his capabilities, i have come up with an answere to the third question: god is an irritating prick. I have posted this so that i can amuse myself by imagining your poor, simple heads fuming with a combination of rage and confusion while ur brain tries to comprehend the advanced phylosophy of it all. Goodbuy poor, lost, blithering, idiot souls!! May your dreams be blessed with lots of deliciouse scenes of graphix death and violense (and gay porn). |
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