Ooh! My turn!
The Bible is real, and meant to serve as a guide for a race badly in need of guidance! That's why God sent us all sorts of legendary people. I mean, it must be important, for no sham lasts over 2000 years (not just Christianity, but Judaism as well!). Also, if the pagan gods were any cooler they would still be worshiped the world over. But they are not really gods, but more like superheroes. The people saw right through them and their bacchanalia and embraced Christianity when it came along. I agree that the bible was used to create order, but that is because God wants order. He is not impartial to good and evil. He wants justice on earth so that he won't have to punish people in the hereafter.
I mean, what kind of God wants lawlessness?