So Satan wrote the Bible. Then why did Satan say this:
John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own nature; for he is a liar, and the father of lies. NAS
These are the words of Jesus, so if Satan wrote the Bible he labeled himself a murderer, a liar, and the father of lies.