Mike,
I've been having a glance at my Jacaranda junior atlas left over from my school days and I can't find an "Aalten, the netherlands" anywhere in Australia... then again maybe the Netherlands is a suburb in Sydney that I've just never heard of before.
I'm glad you like the webpage, it's the end result of a lot of hard work. I'm trying to update it at the moment but I'm having some difficulties with the server, it's a real pain sometimes, but I can't afford a better one at the moment, unless you'd like to maybe buy a T-shirt? I could probably rig one up especially for you, maybe a map of Australia showing where the Netherlands are.
You don't love me as a lover? well it's a bit of a dissapointment that we can't meet up for sex, since we live in the same country, but then again I don't know where the Netherlands are so I might have a bit of trouble finding your house. So it's just friends then.
Oooh, an exciting challenge. Proving the entire bible wrong, all at once without just focusing on specific examples. Well I will definately give that a try. If you wanted a bit of a quick example or highlight I could do that on the spot, but what you're asking for will take a bit of time to put together. I'll have to get back to you on that one, but I'm looking forward to it.
Yours,
Michael.