YADDA YADDA WORM
Where on a street corner would you find a Yadda Yadda worm? Yadda Yadda worms are everywhere. They can be your own children they could be your best friend. Sure they could be on a street corner but those aren’t the free Yadda Yadda worms.
What did you ask? What is a Yadda Yadda worm? Well my dear hopefully interested reader is coming later It could come to you if you think deep not just on the top but deep down thinking. Allow me to help you some. What would make one of your children or you best friend suddenly not be a free Yadda Yadda if they were on a street corner?
I am a Yadda Yadda worm. I know what you are thinking yes I do. He is using the word Yadda as a mixed metaphor. Oh so true. What is a mixed metaphor you ask? Let me explain my not so smart reader. It is simply a figure of speech combining inconsistent or incongruous metaphors.
Some Yaddas come out at night when no one is around. Some like to stay out all the time. Some never come out and live in denial. Some accept they are Yaddas and learn to live with it. Some as weird as it may seem are part time Yaddas.
I feel you are catching on now. I can tell. Yes I really think you know. Do you hear what I do? Listen closely it’s playing now. Can you hear it??? Hallelujah please tell me you know. Raining ( hint hint). Men ( last hint).
You are so slow. With all that you didn’t get it. Here it is. Yadda Yadda worms are gay boys. Yes it’s true I’m a gay boy.
Let me explain what it means to be a gay boy. Gay boys like me are thanked everyday. I don’t know for sure but I would say Cher thanks us every night for being on MTV’s TRL and not VH-1’s one hit wonders.