I have discovered a group of kind of misguided folks looking for some kind of absurd 'invisibility' teaching that some conmen tell people that they can teach them as a secret Native American teaching. Im an Indian so I thought I'd try to teach them how to become invisible to but for free cause I wont charge anyone for my advice cause I didnt go to law school but still know somethings. I told them this:
Aint quite sure why everyone wants to be invisible so much but if you really want to know what invisibility is..watch an Indian walking into a high class cocktail party or any other place folks think he is 'out of place..whats he doing here..who is he?'..lol. I was invisible once when I went to a big old Mormon church in Las Vegas when I had my jeans on and flannel shirt and long hair down my back. No one even seen me or talked to me but they gave me dirty looks when I asked this girl that invited me where the coffee was before their formal sit-down church dinner party..found out they dont drink coffee..well, how about a coke?...dont drink that either!! I was wondering if they drank water and was kind of afraid to ask cause I know they didn't drink beer cause I didn't see anyone with a can in their hand. I decided this place was getting on my nerves and dinner wasnt ready and I was invisible anyway so I might as well step outside and have a smoke cause I didnt see no ashtrays there. I stood there and fired up a smoke and people started walking by me giving me even dirtier looks then and coughing..lol..guess they finally seen me...figured I might as well finish it cause didnt have nowhere else to go pressing and dinner wasnt ready. Went back in the church and ate their food and drank some water and still no one talked to me..I became invisible again...lol. Well, to make the story short, the girl that invited me didnt talk to me much on the way home either ..I even became invisible to her too and she didn't invite me back there again either. No wonder I don't like to go to churches inside buildings full of people dressed like they were going to a prom or something. Guess its alright for some folks but not for this injun..I just become invisible to them. Thats the secret to becoming invisible. Peace ya'll
Billy