Proof that God also hates children and blood transfusions...
I think he/she's just an atheist trying to make fun of you guys, to be honest. Stuff like "She even slept with a girl once!" appears so intentionally stupid it must be sarcasm. In that light, I'll come clean, I was slightly amused by the signature. It's got that kind of overeducated and unhealthily cynical 13-year-old type humor (which I quite like for it's blissful simplicity). I could go on to make a formulated conclusion but I'M BEING HARRASSED by younger siblings who demand the use of my computer, so I've no time to think of one ABRUPT ENDING.