New Scientific Predictions from the Quran!
The two monumental, preeminent, and seminal books on Quranic science are The Amazing Quran by Gary Miller and The Bible, Quran, and Science by Maurice Bucaille. However, the two authors missed seven major scientific predictions from the Quran!
Warp Drive
An object or spaceship that can travel faster than the speed of light is said to have a warp drive. The Quran alludes to Warp Drive in the verse, "Each one (stars, Moon, Sun) is travelling in an orbit with its own motion" (21:33; 36:40). If Proxima Centauri which is 4.3 light years from our Sun is orbiting the Earth every 24 hours, its speed would be 10,000 times the speed of light. Wow! A super warp drive prediction comes from the Quran! I envision the Arabic states forming the Islamic Space Agency (ISA) to challenge NASA. They will use their knowledge of warp drive to build the first intergalactic spaceship. The space race to Proxima Centauri is on! NASA engineers and scientists should start immediately reading and memorizing the Quran! On the other hand, the Islamic astronaut's first contact with a superior alien race could be disastrous for the Earth. The astronauts would try to convince the aliens that they were really born Muslims and would need to revert to the true faith or else would burn in Hell for all eternity. The enraged aliens would declare total war on the Earth and would obliterate its surface with thermonuclear bombs.
Antigravity
Antigravity is canceling the effects of gravity. The Quran alludes to antigravity in the verse, "Do they not observe the birds above them, spreading their wings and folding them in? None can uphold them except the Most Gracious: truly it is He that watches over all things" (67:19). While floating through the air, the Angel Gabriel, using extrasensory perception ESP, gave Muhammad the Quran. If Angel Gabriel was floating, he/she must have possessed antigravity technology and must have been an alien! Believe it or not, the whole foundation of Islam is based on an alien anthropologist playing with the mind of a simple, Arabian soothsayer.
The 4th Law of Thermodynamics
The 4th law of thermodynamics states that any thermodynamic cycle in Hell repeats itself endlessly. The Quran alludes to the 4th law in the verse, "Those who reject our signs, We shall soon cast into the fire. As often as their skins are roasted through, We shall change them for fresh skins, that they may taste the chastisement. Truly Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise" (4:56). However, according to Dante, the center of Hell is extremely cold- not hot! We need an investigation by an Islamic scholar to resolve this contradiction! Which member of Jesus Christ Forums would you recommend to journey to the inferno and report back on its temperature status? A spiritual email report would be acceptable to the membership.
Cold fusion
Cold fusion is a nuclear process that is use to produce thermal energy at a temperature just hot enough to roast human skin. Cold fusion is the energy source that powers the Islamic Hell. See the 4th Law of Thermodynamics for the Quranic reference. By the way, where is Hell? No one knows. Where is the Heaven? I know. Heaven is the Playboy mansion of Hugh Hefner. In his mansion there are ever renewing virgins and rivers of wine.
Teleportation
Teleportation is a method of transportation in which a person is dematerialized at one point and recreated at another. The Quran alludes to teleportation in the verse, "O assembly of Jinns and Men, if you can penetrate regions of the heavens and the earth, then penetrate them! You will not penetrate them save with a Power" (55:33). Just think of it, a billion Muslims can now teleport to Mecca every year for their pilgrimage and do not have to pay any traveling expenses! All of them marching around the Kabah in a lockstep rhythm would be a sight to remember! However, if the billion Muslims would suddenly jump up and strike the Earth simultaneously, an earthquake would likely occur and destroy the Kabah. Islamic scholars should immediately form a committee and launch an intensive study in order to prevent such a catastrophe from transpiring.
The number
While he was contemplating suicide, it was revealed to Muhammad that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 19 and not the kafir value of 42. Homework Assignment: If the above statement seems incomprehensible to you, do a google search on 42, life and universe. How many forum members have noticed that you can spell most Islamic words in ten or more different ways such as Kafir, Kuffar, Kifir, Kifaar, etc. I think it has to do with the murky nature of the Quran where you can interpret each verse in ten or more different ways, too.
Alien Possession
Both the Quran and L. Ron Hubbard (the final & only prophet of Scientology) predicted that an alien invasion of Earth would involve aliens taking mental control over a large segment of the population. The people under alien possession would act like zombies in their behavior such as obeying and doing ritualistic practices at least five times a day and wearing drab clothing. The Quran called this large segment of possessed humanity the Ummah. The final prophet Hubbard learned, while in direct spiritual communication with the final prophet Muhammad, that "The quickest way to make a million is to start your own religion!" Wow! Farside is in the wrong profession. I think I will call my new religion:
Farsideology.
Kind Regards,
Farside