Hey poopface, where's your poop?*
I think the Bible is cool. I like to have Bibles. Bible is also a fun word to say. It's kinda easy to spell, too.
(I have just destroyed you with my bone-crunching argument, give in, I've won and you've lost.)
Fundamentalists = 0.
Non-fundamentalists = 1.
*Oh, that's right, in your face! You have poop, in your face! Man chops.