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I noticed your footnote and wanted you to know that we are a family of God here. And as children of God we will do our best to encourage you to follow the ways of the Lord.
But Beware:
Some try to slip through the doors to "crash" the party of God's children. If you think you have run across this feel free to PM any of the monitors and they will guide you through the Truth.