ArchivedI just dont believe that men have authority over womenI won't even get into contradictions, fun as they may be, but if you follow that, you would have to interpret EVERY SINGLE WORD of the bible literally. Are you one of those people that dances with snakes because jesus says to take up serpents? 2 Chr.15:13 "Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." Mk.16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned." That's funny, I've been a heathen for all my life and no ill effects yet. I guess god's backed up with the billions of people who are damned to hell for all eternity. Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. Giants? Wow. All this time, I never knew. I guess they evolved (oh, wait, you don't believe in evolution) into normal people. And they also didn't leave any archaeological evidence. Lev.24:16 "He that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him." I better type faster, I might get stoned any minute now. 1 Tim.4:1-3 "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils ... commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth." Now the vegetarians are damned too? Lk.10:19 "Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you." So, I guess you're a christian scientist, right? Num.11:1 "And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp." Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here? Eph.6:5 "Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ." Aww, ol' honest Abe is probably burning right now, I guess. Dt.23:2 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Now that's divine justice. I guess his 11th generation lucked out. Ex.22:20 "He that sacrificeth unto any god save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed." This quote does double duty. Not only does it condemn all the non-Christians on this board, but it also implies that you should make sacrifices to the christian god. Lev.20:10 "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." Poor Clinton Jas.5:17 "Elias ... prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months." No wonder schools get so many snow days... 1 Cor.14:34-36 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." No comment. Ezek.4:12, 15 "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man." Yum. Hosea 13:16 "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." Ironic that there's an abortion memorial service board on here. Thank you for reading my little rant, I hope you enjoyed it |
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