Christian ChatCHRISTIAN ONE LINERSThink about these, they contain a lot of wisdom.
- Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews.
- It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
- The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
- When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
- People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
- Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
- Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
- The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: “And in conclusion.”
- If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
- God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead, so why should you?
- To make a long story short, don’t tell it.
- Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
- Peace starts with a smile.
- We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
- Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He’ll clean them.
- Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
- Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
- God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
- God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”
- God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
- Prayer: Don’t give God instructions - just report for duty!
- The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
- The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
- We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
- You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
- The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
- Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day!”
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