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A: Anyone who bases his entire faith and life on the words written down in a particular language on a particular piece of paper needs to take a good look at himself. The Bible is more than a collection of words bound up in a book. It is an entity capable of direct influence on anyone with faith willing to read it. Any true Christian will read every version of the Lord's word they can, striving to know more of the original intent and beauty of the inerrant truth that it contains.