10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
That's because their gods are false and ours is the one true God.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
Evidence exists for human beings dying and turning into dirt. I don't see this for us evolving from monkeys.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
That's because the Triune God is one God manifesting Himself in three distinct persons, not three different gods. Also, this Triune God warns people of polytheism, but the gods of polytheistic religions do not warn of this Triune God. On no, the hindu gods will punish me!!!!!!!!! Look out, it's the elephant god and the god made out of clay!!!!!!!!!!!
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
Aineo already covered this.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
The Holy Spirit did not have sex with Mary. Note: sex is a physical thing.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
I don't have to deal with Bronze Age tribesmen everyday.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
If a heathen can support the death penalty as justice (and it can be) and does not believe that person will never exist again, why is it unjust for God (who's judgment is perfect) to punish those eternally who reject His just laws? I think it's unfair for a person if they spent their whole lives seperating themselves from God only to be forced into heaven against their will.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
Actually, it is quite the opposite. Seeing that God created science, those things convince me of Him more and many who speak "tongues" today convince me less.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
It's definately more than 0.01%. Also, when Christians pray "thy will be done" and their prayer is not answered, then we don't think--we know that it was not God's will.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
You must be referring to "wolves in sheep's clothing."