Anything but Jesus, eh?
You are willing to believe the absurd -- anything but Jesus.
You are willing to paint yourself into logical corners -- anything but Jesus.
You are willing to believe ANYTHING else -- anything but Jesus!
Someday, if you are ever willing to humble yourself and really want the truth, you will find the truth leads you to Jesus.
In the meantime, if you are ever at a point of total desperation, you might try calling out for Jesus.....